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Cul-de-Sacs Make the Best Streets

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cul-de-sacs make the best streets

What do Wisteria Lane (Desperate Housewives), Bag End (the Hobbit) and Knot’s Landing (severely dating myself here) all have in common? They are all incarnations of fictional cul-de-sacs. The term cul-de -sac literally translated to “the bottom of the bag.” But, we’re not speaking about a smooshed brown banana, crumpled, faded Whole Foods receipts, or that chapstick you swore you bought but could never find. We are talking about streets with one way in, and one way out.

The Egyptians first used cul-de-sacs in 1900 BC to house the pyramid builders, and ancient Greeks used them for defense against marauders. Today, we use them in urban planning to give a nice, secluded and private locale to build a home. Cul-de-sacs are great streets on which to own a house, and is a great option for the contemporary home buyer looking for an A+ location.

Here are Seven Ways cul-de-sacs make the best streets:

  1. They can relate - Cul-de-sacs breed a closer sense of community. Folks on these womb-shaped byways get to know one another. They often form tightly knit bonds and promote social cohesion simply because of logistics. The design of the cul-de-sac itself seemed to facilitate neighborliness. Cup of sugar, anyone?

  2. Bad seeds be gone! - Have you ever heard the term, “See something, say something”? Well, cul-de-sacs embrace this phenomena wholeheartedly. Neighbors look out for one another, and will often report suspicious behavior or vehicles. Because a cul-de-sac is not a thoroughfare, you do not often see unsavory characters lurking about. You can rest assured that your neighbors are keeping a close eye on what comes down the street.

  3. Crosstown Traffic - Little ones, old ones, Olympic sprinters; what do they have in common? None of them are a match for a speeding automobile. In this day and age of narcissistic swashbuckling commutation, it’s nice to know that cul-de-sacs do not encourage pass-through traffic. Also, an onslaught of cars constantly parading through your front yard is annoying. Cul-de-sacs don’t cause that vexation.

  4. Beauty is truth, truth beauty - Enjoy that view down the street of the busy, four-laned intersection? How about the vista of the large industrial park at the end of the block? Or, maybe you prefer row after row of endless houses that disappear into oblivion. Cul-de-sacs have a quaintness and cuteness that other routes do not. They are a pretty little world unto themselves, and John Keats would most certainly agree.

  5. They throw down - Inflatable birthday bounce houses, basted block barbecues, Fourth of July jubilees, full-contact cornhole tournaments; these are just a few of the liberties residing on a cul-de-sac can afford. Here in El Segundo, one of the single most exhilarating events of the winter holiday season is our very own Candy Cane Lane. Where is it? East Acacia of course...a nicely appointed cul-de-sac.

  6. 100 Blocks of Solitude - Along with the sense of community, cul-de-sacs provide a layer of privacy from the outside world other types of streets do not. Sometimes it’s nice to sit in your yard, enjoy an ice cold lemonade [beer] and not see another car drive by for an hour or more.

  7. Show me the money - Having a nice place to live makes you happy. It makes the other people that live there happy, too. Happy people take good care of their homes and neighborhoods. This adds value. Cul-de-sacs have a sense of neighborhood and pride of ownership that is stronger than most standard boulevards. It’s always about location, and a cul-de-sac has got it in spades.

Bonus: Cul-des-ac - hairstyle frequently sported by middle aged men, although unintentional in design. No hair on top, but hair all the way around the back and sides.

The “cul-de-sac” hairstyle.

The “cul-de-sac” hairstyle.

To (Finally) Make that Home Purchase this Year

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to make that home purchase this year

The new year brings fresh ambition and plenty of portending on what the upcoming annual cycle will bring. I always thought as a kid growing up in the 80’s that these 21st century years would bring hovercrafts, electric cars and virtual reality adventures. Shows how much I knew. The shortcomings in our technological advances aside, there is still plenty of opportunity to enjoy 2019. Maybe it’s the year you buy your first home, first investment property, or take the leap and upgrade to the neighborhood you’ve always dreamed of.

Now that you don’t have any more room for your bobblehead collection, or that small bump on your wife’s belly isn’t from holiday overeating, or your landlord has been creeping around your bedroom window “landscaping” for far too long, it might be time to make the leap.

Here are Seven Ways to make that home purchase this year:

  1. Show me the money$$ - Rates are still hanging in there. In fact, interest rates had their best month since June 2016. Though you may have missed the boat on locking in the sub 4% rates of a couple years ago, costs to borrow are certainly still affordable, and paying a mortgage is certainly more astute than lining your landlord’s pockets. For an introduction to a reputed and qualified lender, contact me.

  2. Talk the talk- I’m not tooting my own horn when I stress the importance of talking with a professional, but toot toot, you need to work with a professional. Last year alone, my cultivated relationships with other real estate agents allowed me to close more deals for my clients than had they not worked with someone “in the know”. Choosing to work with a discount online service, a distant uncle with a license, or going it alone may be the difference between you getting the home of your dreams, or buying a lemon that is so inherently flawed, you may never see the other side of continuous costly repairs.

  3. Pinch the pennies - Put the Amazon Prime account on hiatus, see a therapist about your addiction to 1990’s era sneakers, or opt for the house red rather than the Opus One. Not only are you going to need cash for a down payment, but having reserves protects you against unforeseen costs and expenses that can arise. Plus, you’re not in college anymore, so stop buying drinks for everybody at the bar. They’re not your real friends, anyway.

  4. Go nerd - There is nothing wrong with doing a little market research on your own. Your lender and real estate agent can always provide priceless information that you can use in purchasing your home. But, it’s up to you to decide if the location, size or school district is right for you. Drive around the neighborhood at night. Are there crazy parties going on nonstop? Is there litter? What kind of cars are parked there? Does the donut shop sell bear claws? These are the vital things.

  5. Kick the tires - Online platforms and even print media are excellent ways for you to see just how deceiving real estate photos can be. Nothing beats walking a property with your trusted agent to uncover pitfalls and flaws that photos certainly won’t allow you to detect. Get the lay of the land, see about traffic, noise or weirdo neighbors. For some really bad real estate photos, check this out.

  6. Summon your inner cartographer - Once you have found your dream home, it’s time to take action. This is where your agent’s relationships will really come to the fore. In competitive markets that we have here in Southern California, your agent’s ability to maneuver your offer to the top of the pile is invaluable. Come up with a plan of action. Draw a map. Find the treasure.

  7. Invest in yourself - There are no 100% for certain investments. Risk is part and parcel with any financial endeavor, and real estate is no panacea. But, if you’re in it for the long term, there is no better option. Our market here has certainly rebounded (and then some) from the previous crash in ‘07-’08. Know that with our micro economy, weather and amenities, your real estate purchase will continue to grow in value. And, unlike a stock or bond, you can live in a house!

Bonus: Make sure you ain’t workin’ with no dummy.

Powerful stuff from the Power Team

Powerful stuff from the Power Team

To Give Back This Holiday Season (or any season)

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To Give Back This Holiday Season (or any season)

When it comes to charitable giving, people living in the South Bay are pretty generous. Residents of most beach and surrounding cities donate a greater percent of their discretionary income to charity than do Californians as a whole. Contrary to popular belief, we are all not driven by greed, egoism and self-aggrandizement (just half of us).

Giving to charity is a critical component in improving your happiness and wellbeing. Giving is one of the kindest things you can do for yourself and for those less fortunate. we are extremely privileged to be free from the daily struggle to survive. We live in societies where our basic needs are met; we have access to services such as sanitation, education, and healthcare; and we are, for the most part, subject to good governance. When we consider this it seems obvious that if we have more than we need we should give to those who don’t.

Here are Seven Ways to give back this holiday season:

  1. Best Friends Animal Society - This group, founded in 1984, fights to reduce the animals killed in shelters, and has a goal to make all shelters no-kill by 2025. Best Friends has put together a coalition in Los Angeles dedicated to ending the killing of healthy and adoptable pets in L.A. city shelters, as well as programs to spay/neuter animals, find homes for shelter pets, and raise public awareness. Donate here.

  2. Walk with Sally - Walk With Sally was founded by Nick Arquette in 2005, naming it for his mother who was diagnosed with breast cancer and after many years of treatment, died when Nick was sixteen. It fosters a mentoring program to help boys and girls between the ages of 7-17 “walk” through a most difficult process. Get involved.

  3. Community’s Child - A group committed to offering women and their infants with healthy alternatives by providing safe living environments, training and education to end poverty, neglect, abuse, addictions and hopelessness. Community's Child Residential Living and Personal Development Program is open to homeless single mothers over the age of eighteen years, with an infant under the age of twelve months. Donate and help.

  4. Richstone Family Center - Richstone Family Center is one of the most progressive centers for trauma-focused treatment and the prevention of child abuse in Los Angeles County. Richstone’s programs protect children by building stable and healthy families and decreasing violence in families, schools and communities. 2018 Angel Campaign

  5. Habitat for Humanity - Habitat for Humanity is a nonprofit organization that helps families build and improve places to call home. They believe in building simple, decent, and affordable housing, and to eliminate substandard housing in low-income areas. Help build.

  6. Fisher House Foundation - Fisher House Foundation builds comfort homes where military & veterans families can stay free of charge, while a loved one is in the hospital. These homes are located at military and VA medical centers around the world. Fisher House Foundation also operates the Hero Miles program, using donated frequent flyer miles to bring family members to the bedside of injured service members. Fight with them.

  7. UNICEF - Yes, this is a behemoth, but it serves a great purpose. Unicef stands for the United Nations Children's Fund. It looks after the needs of children and mothers in developing countries around the world. It works with local communities and governments in more than 160 countries to help every child reach their full potential. Unicef was created in December 1946 by the United Nations. Become a world helper.

Bonus: Giving can be as simple as bringing in your neighbor’s trash cans, holding the door open for somebody, using your indicator while driving, or just being polite.

‘Tis the season

‘Tis the season

That People Decide to Move House

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that people decide to move house…

Moving is a wretched endeavor. A lamentable exercise in futility. Meticulously packing fragile items and labeling the boxes is not my idea of fun. I’d rather scratch my eyes with sandpaper and take a citrus bath. But, for some, the translocation of house and home is obligatory. Certain life events dictate that you put into crates that creepy doll collection you have had since third grade, or swathe that unsightly pint glass collection that should have been thrown out when you graduated college. Whether you are a minimalist of the highest order, or a filthy, hoarding dirtball, moving house is inevitable at some point.

So what are the reasons? Did you get a new cat that is allergic to the mice in your garden? Have you suddenly started to see ghosts at night? Did your home plunge from a coastal hillside into the majestic Pacific Ocean, despite the fact that every inspection you’ve ever had warned against buying said property? People will move for strange reasons, (and perhaps none as macabre as this.).

Here are Seven Ways that people decide to move house from least to most:

  1. Hitch in the Giddy-up - Let’s face it: getting old is tough. The old hip/knee/ankle replacement surgery can put a serious damper on your bingo playing skills. So, when people have decreased mobility, or need assistance due to health or a disability, they’ll pul up stakes and move. Just watch out for the rascals at your heels.

  2. The Working Man is a Sucker - Labor. Toil. Industry. Most of us have to do it, some are lucky not to. Employment is a major factor in one’s decision to nomadize. On this wise, if one suffers from a boss that is an utter wankpot, you need not devise a way to eliminate him or her and risk several years of incarceration. One can simply relocate to a land of fluffy self-esteem ensurers and crying rooms. There there, now.

  3. Ya Done Got Learned - After years of using dad’s credit card for generic cigarettes and late night fast food binges, you’ve somehow managed to scrape together enough units to receive that glorious sheepskin that says you may or may not have gained a higher education. Whether you majored in Physics (F = MA, ‘nuff said) or Physical Graffiti (ahhh, Kashmir), it’s probably time to move on from sharing a one bedroom cottage with the rugby team.

  4. Everyday is Saturday! - Let the good times roll, along with those meager Social Security checks. Now that you’ve retired, it’s time to go to dinner at 4:30, complain about ______ , and drive like a slow-motion psychopath. You should also probably move to Florida.

  5. Multiplication - Your progeny could be the single most gratifying achievement, or your absolute worst decision you’ve ever made in your life. Whatever the result, the effect is that you’ll now need a room full of plastic crap, a daily cocktail, and a larger, more accommodating abode. Because you can’t get rid of them.

  6. War of the Roses - Your wife has run off with her strapping pilates instructor who looks like a hirsute and bare-chested Viking warrior. The house just feels empty. Time to get a nasty, litigious divorce, and put a for sale sign out front and move to Ibiza.

  7. Ball and Chain - The happiest day of your life has come and gone, the champagne flutes stashed away, and the beautiful journey of a shared life has charmingly begun. Exception: your weekly card game in the kitchen with your cigar-smoking, whiskey slugging mates is now verboten, and you can’t use your garage because it is full of boxes of bric a brac from the late eighties. It might be time to find a place with a man cave.

Bonus: I f you are not looking at the hyperlinks, you are denying yourself innumerable guilty pleasures.

bric a brac

bric a brac

To Get a Non Fancy Breakfast in the South Bay

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to get a non fancy breakfast in the South Bay…

Have a craving for Crêpes à la Normande, puff pastry pâté with pine nuts or nitrogen infused gravlax on spirulina toast? What about a grilled banana-pear pancake, blue cheese quiche, or espresso waffle with mocha salsa? Me neither. I’d rather have a bag of fire ants deposited into my socks, and run on the treadmill clad in a hair suit. Maybe that’s a bit of hyperbole (to which I may be prone), but seriously…when did breakfast stop being breakfast?

Long has ham and eggs been neglected by the trendy set. Why do hipsters hate pork sausage? Who will rescue the once immortal buttermilk pancake from gastronomic obscurity? Today, readers of the #SevenWaysBlog, we take a stand. Plant your fork (or greasy spoon) into a plate of hash browns, normal hash browns, like the firm fist of the breakfast proletariat.

Here are Seven Ways to get a non fancy breakfast in the South Bay:

  1. Wendy’s Place - A no-brainer at the top of the list, Wendy’s is where people in the “know” in El Segundo go for breakfast. Sure there are healthier, newer trendier options. But, if you want to eat like a local, bring some cash (no cards here), and something to talk about. It’s a friendly place. McCain’s dish pick: always a difficult choice, but this week it’s Ham steak and eggs. Yes, ham with the round bone in it. Wendy’s Place 107 W Grand Ave, El Segundo 90245

  2. Ocean Diner - Just before Aviation pours itself onto PCH, Ocean Diner sits somewhat hidden from the beaten path. It’s a nostalgic little gem of a diner, featuring 40’s-era décor and music, along with a massive dessert case with Boston Cream pie made from scratch. McCain’s dish pick: try Mama’s Home! Two breaded pork chops smothered in country gravy. Ocean Diner 959 Aviation Blvd, Hermosa Beach 90254

  3. Scotty’s on the Strand - A fitting monicker for such a fine establishment, Scotty’s is an institution. My dad and his “crew” used to meet here every Friday for breakfast, and sometimes I’d get to tag along. If the walls could talk! Enjoy the people watching, cool ocean breezes and terrific service at surprisingly reasonable prices for such a double diamond location. McCain’s dish pick: Carnitas Omelet. Scotty’s on the Strand 1100 The Strand, Hermosa Beach, 90254

  4. The Beach Hut - There have been several incarnations of this restaurant, but none have been able to replicate the original location In El Porto. No shoes, no shirt, no problem! It was THE spot to hit after a dawn patrol surf session. And for just a couple of bucks, you could have a Surfer Special breakfast plate. Now located in Torrance, the Beach Hut isn’t quite the same quaint shack it used to be, but it still evokes memories of the sunny and sandy days of yore. McCain’s dish pick: Loco Moco. Beach Hut 4322 Pacific Coast Hwy, Torrance, CA 90505

  5. Chips Restaurant - Because Holly’s is no longer extant (think the Pulp Fiction wallet + diner scene), I had to go with another Hawthorne time-honored locale. From the gas pump gum ball machine to formica counters, this 50’s era diner will take you back in time. Mid-century modern, steel beam sign, with a greasy spoon; these types of places are disappearing fast, so enjoy them while you can. McCain’s dish pick: Chilaquiles with tomatillo. Chips Restaurant 11908 Hawthorne Blvd, Hawthorne, 90250

  6. Sloopy’s Beach Cafe - Sure the Local Yolk and North End Cafe are nearby, but for me, nothing beats the serene outdoor environment of Sloopy’s. Nothing fancy, just 50 years of being a low key, El Porto mainstay. McCain’s dish pick: Sunrise sandwich. Sloopy’s 3416 Highland Ave, Manhattan Beach, 90266

  7. Gardena Bowl Coffee Shop - This is a true gem of an eatery. If you haven’t had the chance to breakfast here, you may want to think about why you got out of bed this morning. There is nothing fancy shmancy about this place; just good, Hawaiian breakfast food, served in a cozy, mom and pop diner. If you can brave leaving your beach bubble, it’s well worth a jaunt out on the 105 + 110 freeways. McCain’s dish pick: Hawaiian Royal. Gardena Bowl Coffe Shop 15707 S Vermont Ave, Gardena, 90247

Bonus: Try the banana and chocolate shake at Sloopy’s,

Hawaiian Royal from Gardena Bowl Coffee Shop

Hawaiian Royal from Gardena Bowl Coffee Shop

To Get Your "Day of the Dead" On!

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to get your Day of the Dead on…

According to Robert Burns, Scottish poet who penned the 28-stanza verse Halloween, the evening is, ”thought to be a night when witches, devils, and other mischief-making beings are all abroad on their baneful midnight errands.” If you are in Manhattan Beach, it’s about thirty-something housewives dressing as scantily as possible whilst clasping potent potables in red solo cups. Not my favorite thing.

Halloween is so passé. I’m tired of it. People that start posting images on social media beginning October 1st about the insatiable need to celebrate this macabre holiday need to wake up and smell the aztec marigolds. It’s all about Día de Muertos, or the Day of the Dead for those of you that live in Southern California and indescribably still don’t habla español. And, there are some great ways to celebrate in our neck of the haunted woods. So, shake those calaveras, and make your ofrendas. It’s time to party like you are Mictecacihuatl.

Here are Seven Ways to get your Day of the Dead on:

  1. Hard Day of the Dead, L.A. State Historic Park - This music festival has been revived after spending the last couple of years in Pamona Fairplex. This is an electronic dance music festival that fully embraces the cultural roots of its namesake, and pay homage its Mexican heritage and the celebration of Día de Muertos with inspired decor, local artists, live musicians and mariachis, and flavorful cuisine. 21+ only. Los Angeles State Historic Park, 1245 N Spring St, Los Angeles, CA 90012

  2. El Pueblo, Olvera Street, Downtown - Ponder altars in the plaza of El Pueblo at this local incarnation of DDM. Expect plenty of festive wares from the mercados on Olvera Street, along with children’s crafts in the morning and a candlelight cortege each night. Ghost in for some face painting, mariachi bands, Aztec dancers and switchblade combs. 125 Paseo De La Plaza, Los Angeles, CA 90012

  3. Hollywood Forever Cemetery - As Halloween parties blow up across the southland, L.A.’s most frolicsome celebration of the dead shakes out at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. The annual DDM festival elicits thousands of gaudy costumed attendees to the marble town, which is transformed into an aztec marigold-covered, music-and-dance–filled celebration. Sugar skulls and calacas cover the vibrant ofrendas to the deceased, while Aztec dancers, local bands, face painters haunt this epic venue. 6000 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90038

  4. Old Pasadena Day of the Dead - Take a self-guided tour of both traditional and contemporary interpretations of altars lovingly created to honor and celebrate the spirits of the dearly departed. Also, live music from Marimba Tropical and free calavera face painting frighten the mood. Throughout Old Pasadena, CA 91105

  5. Día de los Muertos Community Procession, Cypress Park - The Procession will start at the Cypress Park Branch Library and end at the Los Angeles River Center & Gardens. The event starts at 6:30 p.m. sharp and is about a mile in length. Wear comfy shoes and bring a torch. Out of respect for the more traditional nuances of the Día de Muertos, no Halloween costumes are allowed, so put away your sexy whatever outfits (you know who you are).

  6. Día De Los Muertos, Morrissey L.A. Show After Hours Dance Party - What would be more fitting for a Mexican-inspired holiday than a Morrissey-themed dance party? Obviously nothing. So put on that brooding and repining mask and go sulk your night away. Mal's Bar, 2331 South Hill Street,Los Angeles, CA 90007

  7. Grenache Wars, Unlimited Wine Tasting - Come participate in an battle of epic proportions: Santa Barbara vs. Paso Robles. Revelers get to sip and select their favorites. Unlimited tasting, and unlimited grilled cheese and panini presses. Some wineries involved are: Tercero, Jaffurs, Tablas Creek, and many more. La Brea Bakery Cafe, 468 South La Brea Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90036

Bonus - Think about the loved ones you have lost, and keep their memories close.

Bonus - Think about the loved ones you have lost, and keep their memories close.

To Leave Rosé Behind this Autumn

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To Leave Rosé Behind this Autumn…

The pink drink, it is safe to say, has completely taken over. No longer the red headed step child of the wine world, rosé has become the de rigueur digestif for the modern set. About two years ago, I blogged about rosé on Corkshop’s page, and how it had emerged as a wine maker’s go-to when it comes to amassing sales. The relatively easy to produce varietal has few creators that adhere to what I think a good rosé should be: bone-dry, light and crisp; unobtrusive. Too much plonk these days has a syrupy viscosity and sweetness that defeats the entire purpose. Thankfully, for wine consumption reasons alone, summer is now over, and we can re-focus our attention on some delicious autumnal viniculture.

Here are Seven Ways to leave the rosé behind for Summer:

  1. 2011 Verbiage Rouge by Tercero - Larry Schaffer is my new hero in the wine making arts (thanks to the heads up from fellow REALTOR® and gentleman, Ken Adam). No tasting notes, no frills, no gimmicks. His Los Olivos tasting room is oft overlooked because of the location, but that is all set to change. Look for him in the same building, but on the “good side of the street”, to use his parlance. The Verbiage Rouge, besides having a delightfully playful monicker, is a nectarous GSM blend with a bit of Viogner added. Don’t laugh when he asks you how you drink your coffee. www.tercerowines.com

  2. 2016 Sisqouc River Red by Rancho Sisquoc - This is the best under $10 bottle of wine in the world - seriously. But, you’ve got to be able to find it first. Trader Joe’s is a offertorial retailer of this fine potable, but they sell out quickly. the 35% Cabernet Sauvignon, 28% Merlot, 16% Malbec, 13% Cabernet Franc, 8% Pt. Verdot blend is the perfect weekday wine to go with some of the heartier dishes coming to your home kitchen menus as the weather wanes. www.ranchosisquoc.com

  3. 2013 Moulin-à-Vent by Chateau Gimarets - I selfishly chose this wine because my wife and I honeymooned in Mâcon, and sampled wine from this village. The lesser known Gamay varietal is little sister to the region’s more famous sibling, Pinot Noir. Beaujolais is located in the north of the town of Lyon, between Mâcon and Villefranche-sur-Saône. Bold aromas of cherry, violets and black currant.

  4. 2015 Cabernet Franc - Tinaquaic Vineyard by Foxen - Not all wines are created equal, and the above mentioned ambrosia is no different. This inebriant will kick your inebriant’s ass. Joking aside, this is my favorite wine of the moment, and if you see me with purple teeth, now you will know why. Wine Enthusiast says, “Deep black plum, stone, turned earth and dried meat…” Yum. www.foxenvineyard.com

  5. NV Cremant D’Alsace Reserve by Lucien Albrecht - If you are familiar with my wine predilections, you know I like the occasional glass of bubbles. You need not venture to the posh province of Reims for Champagne. Alsatian sparklers can be a refreshing (meaning cheaper) alternative. And, for those October days that still manage to creep into the high 80s, an effervescent elixir is an excellent elective. No it’s not a red, but it certainly is not rosé.

  6. 2016 Saldo Zinfandel by The Prisoner Wine Co - Our friends got us a bottle of this rich, full, and scintillating juice for our wedding back in 2015 (obviously not the ‘16 version, but nonetheless). It’s a great Fall option because of the softer tannins. Yes, it’s got some formidable zing going on in there, but it’s not too jammy like some Zins can be. Great while listening to jazz LPs, because licorice pizza pairs with licorice flavors. Does that reference date you or me?

  7. 2013 Sine Qua Non Syrah • The 17th Nail In My Cranium/Eleven Confessions - This Santa Rita Hills Syrah begot by this cult winery in Ventura, and are extremely difficult to procure (and expensive). The monicker and label from this specific selection is in reference to what it is like for me to listen to A) The Eagles, B) Joe Buck, or C) politics.

Bonus - If you like The Eagles, a nice wine you might enjoy is a bucket full of exothermic sulfuric acid because there is nothing worse than Don Henley and his voice.

To Take a Hike (in So Cal)

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"A vagrant is everywhere at home." - Martial

You might not think of Southern California, specifically the greater Los Angeles area as a bastion for pastoral, itinerant wandering, but you should. LA is home to thousands of trails, strolls, beaten tracks, walkabouts, climbs, constitutionals and promenades. Whether it be a strenuous mountain trek, or an urban discovery reconnaissance, the point is to stir your inner Magellan and get off yer bum and go for a walk. Don’t forget to take ample H2O, comfortable shoes, and a child-like sense of adventure.

Here are Seven Ways to take a hike (in Southern California):

  1. Terranea Discovery Trail - Right in our own backyard, you can hike the TDT any time of year. This 2.2 mile, easy to moderate trek is fun for all ages, and has plenty to do along the way. Marvel at the beautiful wildflowers regnant throughout, spelunk in a sea cave, or stop at Nelson’s for a goblet of Chardonnay. Park at the Pelican Cove Parking area, and find the trailhead nearby. 31300 Palos Verdes Dr S, Rancho Palos Verdes, CA 90275

  2. TreePeople - The trailhead for this low-profile jaunt starts at the headquarters for TreePeople, and non-profit that encourages the embrace of our arboreal amigos. This 3 mile loop is with 450 ft elevation gain from the Coldwater Canyon Park to Wilacre Park Estate with vistas of the San Fernando Valley, chaparral-shrubbed ridges and sylvan canyons, all surrounded by local ‘hoods. California Black Walnut trees incurvate over much of the beaten track, providing early shade and beauty along the way. 12601 Mulholland Drive, Beverly Hills, CA

  3. Griffith Observatory - A fundamental L.A. spot with memorable views, an enormous Zeiss telescope, a Tesla coil, and a planetarium, it's a world of astronomical wonders. There are dozens of hikes to choose from in GP, one of the largest urban parks in North America. 4730 Crystal Springs Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90027

  4. Downtown LA - Not all hikes need to be bucolic. An urban constitutional can be just as invigorating, and perhaps even more informative. Taken from the fine Secret Stairs - A Walking Guide to the Historic Staircases of Los Angeles by C. Fleming, the sojourn starts at the base of Bunker Hill between the Grand Central Market and Angel’s Flight funicular, and carries you through the heart of the city and over some 1000 stairs. 350 S Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90071

  5. Kenneth Hahn State Recreation Area - You’d be surprised to discover that there is a 308 acre outdoor recreation area adjacent to Ladera Heights. This expanse of broad lawns, groves of eucalyptus, sumac and oak, several lakes, a rushing stream and a Japanese garden. And perhaps the best city views in Los Angeles. 4100 South La Cienega Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90008

  6. Elysian Park - This verdent patch in the heart of the ciudad is Los Angeles’s oldest park, founded in 1886. At 600 acres, it’s city’s third largest, behind O’Melveny Park in the Valley (672 acres) and it’s more well known neighbor, Griffith Park. With panoramic mountain and city views, it’s a convenient pre-game ritual to enjoy before any Dodger game. Much of the route through the northwest sector of the park is shaded and there’s not much climbing required, making it a good spot to keep in mind on hot days. Elysian Park Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90012

  7. Bridge to Nowhere - The near-ten mile trail meanders along the San Gabriel River through spiky yucca plants and calescent, lapidarian mountains to drop anchor at the giant Bridge to Nowhere; a failed government project turned bungee jumping mecca (much akin the $77 billion bone-head currently at the dead letter office in Sacramento). The route can be cruel and punitive, so start early to avoid the heave of post meridian heat. Camp Bonita Rd, La Verne, CA 9175

Bonus: California Coastal Trail - This 1200 mile stretch of the California coast visits 15 counties from the Oregon border to Mexico. Read the journal of those that made the wayfaring in 2003.

To Avoid Eating Pumpkin-Spiced Anything

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Seven Ways...

To Avoid Eating Pumpkin-Spiced Anything

The autumnal breeze rustles variegated foliage in the crisp afternoon breeze. The sunsets have become dilatory gazing endeavors of kaleidoscopic paroxysms. Summer has faded into near memory, and the next season is upon us. What better way to celebrate the occasion, than enjoying something spiced with the ubiquitous pepo - PUMPKIN, right? Absolutely not. Don’t believe the hype. Pumpkin-spiced anything is about as useless as an elephant in a mine field, and to say that you look forward to your lattes, ravioli or any other viand, victual or vegetable poisoned by this essence, you might want to check yourself. Only pumpkin pie is passable.

So, in the homage to the anti-pumkin hordes (many more will come out of the woodwork, I tell you), here are seven ways to avoid eating pumkin-spiced anything:

  1. Black Coffee - The pioneers that settled the West never drank pumpkin-spiced lattes with oat milk (yes, I recently discovered there is such a thing as oat milk!). Cookie out on the frontier trail prepared black coffee brewed on an open fire in earthenware mugs, preparing settlers for rugged terrain and unforgiving mountain passes. For a great cup of black coffee, visit Blue Butterfly Coffee Co., 351 Main Street, El Segundo.

  2. Kombucha/Kale Chips - Sprouts Farmers Market offers pumpkin flavored varieties of these aforementioned products. If I need to go in depth about why you should never consume either of those two commodities, you may want to seek out an elephant ride in the field mentioned above. Instead, try not to try so hard. Rather, get your hipster beard shaved at The Traditional Barber (also re-located home of the Village Barber). 117 Richmond St., El Segundo

  3. Beer - I can understand and get behind the craft beer movement. I support our local brewmasters wholeheartedly. What I don’t advocate for is a frothy brew flavored flavored with the seasonal gourd. Instead, visit the Old Town Patio in El Segundo for a very large (32 oz) domestic draft, and enjoy a small town watering hole at it’s finest. Bring cash. No cards accepted. 115 Richmond Street, El Segundo

  4. Ravioli - Rather than supping on some insipid, pumpkin-stuffed pasta from some vapid chain in a strip mall, try the braised beef cheek “scarpanocc” at Jame Enotecca (a wonderfully distinctive independent restaurant in a strip mall). 241 Main Street, El Segundo

  5. Confections - Muffins, cookies or cupcakes - with the holidays lurking around the corner, you can’t afford to stockpile calories this early. Instead of opting for the sugar laden gut bombs, embrace the Manteca fueled plates of La Paz Restaurant. It may not be fancy, but it’s the best in town when it comes to the food. 514 Center Street, El Segundo

  6. Soups - Let’s face it: some chefs will do anything to capitalize on a gimmick. Take, for instance, the pureeing of a perfectly good pumpkin and calling it soup. It’s not. It’s actually baby food at that point. Instead of eating comestibles designed for toothless octogenarians, why not try a chili size at the El Segundo Little League snack bar. You can thank me later.

  7. Anything Else - If I missed anything, please heed the caveat that nothing good comes in pumpkin-spiced flavors; not even pumpkin itself. Instead, why not spend some time relaxing at one of El Segundo’s finest member-based whereabouts: The Loyal Order of the Moose Lodge. You will not find a better situ in which to debate the inadequacies of certain, annual culinary mythologies. 514 W Imperial Ave., El Segundo

Bonus - If you couldn’t tell by now, this is a cheeky presentation of the “secret” places that might fly under the radar in El Segundo. My long-time friend, and lifelong resident who we will dub “The Sheriff” (in order to maintain his anonymity), pointed out to me that I had committed several egregious omissions from previous posts. Therefore, masked as a bashing of all things orange and gourd-eous, this is actually an effort to prostrate myself in hopes of parochial redemption. No pumpkins were harmed in the writing of this blog.

To Pinpoint Your Home Market Value

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Seven Ways...

To Pinpoint Your Home Market Value

Trying to get a grip on the current housing market can prove futile even for some of the most astute, computative individuals. Is the market up? Is it suffering from the throes of an infrigidate downturn? If you look at our current market, you might sense a bit of stagnation. Properties are no longer flying off the shelf at outrageous prices. Buyers are no longer competing against ten other offers, three of them all cash (although, that is still sometimes the case with a hot property).

Don’t judge a market by a month of action. Real Estate has always been a long-play; a way to see your money grow over a period of time. Sure, you can cash in on some quick flips when the market is right. But, we tend to look at growth over a period of months and even years.

I took a look at SEVEN specific markets in the South Bay, and their overall increased market value since 2017: El Segundo, Holly Glen/Del Aire, North Redondo, South Redondo, West Torrance, South Lawndale and North Inglewood. Which one do you think had the greatest % increase? Here are the results, from smallest to largest gain*:

  1. West Torrance (5.5%) - One of our areas most sought-after zip codes saw a modest gain in property values over the last year or so. One of the reasons for its lower performance could be the area had a nearly $100K leap in market value from ‘16-’17, and is now adjusting. Regardless of the polemic, a nearly 6% growth is still nothing to shake a stick at! Fun fact: Torrance’s RAT Beach has many myths about the origin of its name. Some claim it’s an acronym for “Right After Torrance”; but local watermen of Haggerty’s Club attribute it to 60’s shredder Rick Irons that once dominated the spot in the 60’s - and his pet rat he kept on the beach!

  2. South Lawndale (7%) - This little pocket just east of Redondo Beach also saw (relatively) modest market gains in the last year. This makes Lawndale still a very viable option for income property, as rents in this area remain strong. But, if you are interested in income property, be sure to vote no on Prop. 10. Fun fact: Lawndale gets its name from Real Estate developer Charles Hopper who named it after a Chicago suburb hoping to draw settlers from the east.

  3. Holly Glen/Del Aire (7.8%) - These A+ neighborhoods of Hawthorne are buoyed by the new Wiseburn High School on Douglas. This area remains a great option for buyers suddenly priced out of some of the more desirable beach neighborhoods. Fun Fact: Four massive lots can be found on 138th and Glasgow, and were purposely developed at the highest point in town for the Grand View builders’ own homes.

  4. North Redondo Beach (13.9%) - This area saw a surge of activity in the last year. We saw saw really nice listings come and go in the TRW Tract, an area dominated by single-family homes, winding streets, and great curb appeal. Fun fact: This part of Redondo was once cheekily dubbed “Felon’s Row” due to the number of biker gangs that could be found there.

  5. North Inglewood (16.5%) - This resurgent bailiwick can thank investments made by the NFL, as well as aerospace and tech companies that have moved into the general environs. This area, first inhabited by Native Americans for the natural springs that are now Edward Vincent Jr. Park, is no longer a secret spec buy. Fun fact: Inglewood was nicknamed “The City of Champions” in 1932 when three locals would become Olympic winners: Hector Dyer, track; Frank Booth, water polo; and George Jefferson, pole vault.

  6. El Segundo (20.6%) - The Second City has seen a meteoric rise in the last few years, owing to a forward-thinking and business-friendly ethos, small town vibe, and emerging amenities. It is quite clearly, one of the hottest markets in California. Fun fact: The El Segundo Trisonic Wind Tunnel or North American Trisonic Wind Tunnel (NATWT) was a wind tunnel that was located in El Segundo, California. It was built by North American Aviation in the 1950s. The tunnel had a maximum testing speed of Mach 3.5.

  7. South Redondo (24.6%) - This whopping market increase is the highest of the seven highlighted communities. Several factors have led to this boom, including the resurgence of the Riviera Village, and newer, high end construction. Other factors could be the pricing in neighboring enclaves (Manhattan Beach/Hermosa Beach) has simply propelled the money into this area. Fun fact: in the 1800’s, Redondo Beach was a popular destination for harvesting moonstones that would wash upon the shore. In honor of this, the city named several of the east/west beach streets after the gimcracks - Agate, Beryl, Carnelian, Diamond, Emerald, Garnet, Jasper, Opal, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, and Topaz.

Bonus - for those willing to gamble, Las Vegas has shown the largest market gain of 2018 (47.3%) according to a report by CNN.

* Data sourcce: Infosparks

To Enjoy the Autumnal Equinox

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Seven Ways...

to enjoy the Autumnal Equinox

As the redolent balm of the pumpkin-spiced lattes begin to issue from the uncallused, tattooed hands of local baristas, it can only mean one thing: fall is here. Now, notwithstanding a fixed date harkening the equinox, there is no clear change in the season for us here in Southern California. There are no broad, kaleidoscopic changes in foliage, no mitigating climate phenomena. So, we have to pretend like there is a change in the season, and continue to wear our Rainbows and sniggle at the rest of the country. This Saturday marks the first day of Autumn. Here are seven ways to pretend fall is here:

  1. Go Apple Picking - Most people associate orange groves with this part of the world; however, in under two hours, and heading east on Interstate 10, you will find Oak Glen in Yucaipa. There are several apple farms to visit, my favorite being Willowbrook Apple Farm. Pick your own apples, and even press your own cider. Open weekends 10-4. 12099 S. Oak Glen Rd., Yucaipa, CA 92399

  2. Naked Grape Stomp - Well, maybe not naked, but perhaps a stomp. You can enjoy many of the harvest festivals throughout the Central Coast’s wealth of wineries. Solvang hosts a Celebration of Harvest in which carousers can literally march in the meritage, or parade in pinot. Don’t forget to recover from your Bacchanalian over some Shortrib Hash n' Eggs at Succulent Cafe.

  3. Backyard Bonfire - Ok, so the weather has been dropping a bit to the boreal mid-70’s. It’s time to uncover that ceramic chiminea, fire pit or whatever pyrotechnic hogshead you might employ for a little backyard ambience. You can always visit Wilshire And Okell's Fireplace in Hermosa Beach to get you started. 134 PCH, Hermosa Beach, CA 90254

  4. Start Smoking - Not really. Smoking is harmful. But El Segundo’s Smoky Hollow is not. Nor is Smoky Hollow Baking Co. Stop by and see the confectionery genius of Jenna for her daily and seasonal delights. It’s a habit worth starting! 118A Sierra Street, El Segundo, CA 90245 BAKERY HOURS: Tues- Fri 9am-5pm, Sat 9am- 1pm

  5. Visit a Meadery - The first time I had ever heard of mead was in college reading Beowulf. The warriors would commune at the “meadbench”, and I always thought it would be cool to nip with some Anglo Saxon Wulfings. Well, you can enjoy this fermented honey beverage at Honest Abe’s, the South Bay’s “only cidery hidden in Carson industrial park.” Honest Abe Ciderhouse & Meadery, 17800 S Main St #105 Carson, California 90745

  6. The Gloaming - Autumn is easily my favorite time of the year for enjoying the eventide displays of crepuscular light. All that is fancy-talk for go see a sunset. It’s an excuse to get outside and move around, take a walk to the beach, or make a small hike in some local hills. It’ll be worth it.

  7. Go to the Beach - We are in Southern California, and it’s still sunny and warm. Get to your local surf spot and enjoy the sand dunes without the throngs of tourists. Locals only!

Bonus - Celebrate with your wife if her birthday is on the Equinox. Happy birthday, my dear c.m.m.!